Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Latest Message from God

With Obama speaking at the Carnegie Mellon Auditorium in Washington yesterday to the "Most Powerful Women Summit", God once again delivered a sign. It is something He has been doing a lot lately, sort of like snowing out an Al Gore global warming fest.

In the middle of another lengthy, narcissistic oratory delivered by the One - who might believe that he is the savior - the Presidential Seal abruptly dropped from the front of Obama's podium and crashed unceremoniously to the stage. 

The Scriptures tell us that God is neither vain nor prone to fits of spiteful retribution, having instead a forgiving love for us that knows no bounds. (Well, there was that one thing with the rain and the faunal couples' cruise, but the fact is that we had really pushed the envelope prior to that.)

It could be argued, then, that Liberals have been poking God in His eye long enough to provoke Him into playing favorites. Gore most likely offended God  through his hubristic insistence that we were capable of destroying that which He created. Obama seems to have run afoul of the Lord as well, perhaps by declaring his Christianity while avoiding church like the plague.

It could also be the myriad lies of Obama that has God in a snit, one never knows. God does work in mysterious ways, after all. My guess is that He may just be a tad put off over what Obama  and his ilk have done to this country. All of humanity may not be capable of destroying what God has made, but a portion of them have the ability to ruin one country that He has blessed.

Yeah, I maintain that God simply slapped the Seal of off Obama's podium. You know, just a little reminder.

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4 comments:

Edisto Joe said...

Woody:
I too believe the falling of the seal may have been an omen from God. When it crashed to the floor I was also reminded of this...Barack Obama sat on a wall, Barack Obama had a great fall...

Woody said...

LOL EJ! That's very appropos. The only problem with the analogy is that there will be more than his own shell broken when he finally falls.

Anonymous said...

I would be more inclined to invoke either Shakespere or even Winston Church. But a healthy dose of either Mother Goose or the Three Stooges will be suitable for the silly O.

A'Esquecida said...

& then there was this gorgeous sign from the Lord:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzFIE_-ARbc&feature=player_embedded